What Are You Eating and Drinking?

My youngest daughter Ashley and I have a Friday evening tradition.  I am not sure when it started, I call her at 5 or 6 in the late afternoon, I try to guess what she might be eating or drinking.  I think it started when she was off to college and I knew that she might be indulging in some pretty wild concoctions. I might say "I bet you are drinking a 40 ounce malt liquor and eating a quarter pounder with cheese."  With her diet and life style this would never be a combination that she would try.  Another guess might be "--a nice Cab with brie cheese and a baguette."  Last week Ashley said "she was eating an organic apple and drinking a glass of water."  I replied "where did I go wrong?  How did I raise you?"